Funny Football Joke

[Reel Monkey]

My friend sent me this... and I just thought it was hilarious (being from Wisconsin and all).

I went through the schedule already and if the Packers have fewer injuries next year they should have a better record in 2006, but only if they stay injury free!

2006 PACKERS SCHEDULE

September
14................Taft Junior High School
21................Cub Scout Troop #101
28................Green Bay Blind Academy

October
05.................Spanish American War Vets
12................Crippled Children's Home
19................Appleton Mental Hospital
26................Girl Scout Troop # 353

November
02..................Wisconsin Venereal Disease Clinic
09.................Depere Boys Choir
16.................Korean Amputees

SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
December
08..................Sheboygan Gay Boys Club

** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - When playing polio patients, the Packers must not disconnect knee braces.
2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Packers must not hide the football under their jerseys.


** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **
1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line for all you Packer fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points.
2 - The Packers will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
3 - The Packers will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime.
4 - The Packers will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.
5 - The Packers will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.

** NAME CHANGE **
The Green Bay Packers will be changed to the "Green Bay Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string.

** COACHING CHANGES **
Mike Sherman will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no doubt blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!!
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